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I’m Only Here for the Snacks & Chaos Shorts

$25.08

Color: Creme

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Bold humor design featuring the rebellious slogan "I’m Only Here for the Snacks & Chaos" with quirky snack doodles (chips, candy wrappers) colliding with abstract chaotic patterns. Targets snack enthusiasts and sarcastic humor lovers, using vibrant neon accents against dark backgrounds for maximum contrast. Perfect for casual hangouts, gaming sessions, or as conversation-starting merch for unapologetic foodies.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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