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I’m Only Here for the Snacks & Chaos Bag

$20.82

Color: Oxford

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Bold humor design featuring the rebellious slogan "I’m Only Here for the Snacks & Chaos" with quirky snack doodles (chips, candy wrappers) colliding with abstract chaotic patterns. Targets snack enthusiasts and sarcastic humor lovers, using vibrant neon accents against dark backgrounds for maximum contrast. Perfect for casual hangouts, gaming sessions, or as conversation-starting merch for unapologetic foodies.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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